Our very own 81police is keeping a secret from all of you. I guess he is just to busy with the new "Daddy" duties to share the good news. Perhaps he will find time to tell y'all about the new addition and pictures would be a necessity. Congratulations my Dear Friend!,
My congrats to the new parents and their newest addition. Being a parent is the greatest gift we get here on earth.
Or maybe it's being a grandparent. Well anyway, my love and best wishes to you all!!
Thanks for your time
Roger
Thanks for the post Jack. We adopted our beautiful baby girl on 1/27. She's 5.5 weeks and one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Her name is fitting for the faithfulness of God to see her through an already crazy life....Selah (Hebrew for pause, reflect, worship God's character). Praise Jesus!
Cam Congrats.
Now you have a possible cure for Jackitis
We all know you won't be able to make it till she is 30
Don't make the mistake my Dad made and keep them away from having fun with our Ladies. Make the time to teach them.
Range time is great bonding time.
Last point, My kids cost about $10K per year in college circa '90s. Can you afford it now? An educational IRA makes a lot of sense. A lot more than $60-80K in loans they would have to pay back.
Phyrbird wrote:
Last point, My kids cost about $10K per year in college circa '90s. Can you afford it now? An educational IRA makes a lot of sense. A lot more than $60-80K in loans they would have to pay back.
Might need to consider selling the pictured Police carbine then! haha
Congratulations Cam,
At the end of this road I hope you and your wife are blessed with one of the greatest gifts for your love and sacrifice raising your daughter. Grandkids!
My compliments on your selection of a "teething" thing. The little lady couldn't have a better thing to cut her teeth on. You will cherish every tooth mark she puts on that 81. I know it is a little early to counsel her on jackitis, but I am certain that I will do everything I can to make certain that she will get a good introduction to the affliction. I don't think you will have to worry, at least for awhile, about suitors. You do what Phyirbird suggests and get her to the range for some shooting, she will be able to keep Dad's undesirables away!
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