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New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:17 pm
by jack1653
Hey Guys,

Our very own 81police is keeping a secret from all of you. :o I guess he is just to busy with the new "Daddy" duties to share the good news. :roll: Perhaps he will find time to tell y'all about the new addition and pictures would be a necessity. Congratulations my Dear Friend!, :D :D :D

Kindest Personal Regards,

jack1653

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:30 pm
by 35Rem
A very nice story, indeed.
I do hope hope he will share, but that's a personal decision. Very happy for them.

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:54 am
by Roger
My congrats to the new parents and their newest addition. Being a parent is the greatest gift we get here on earth.
Or maybe it's being a grandparent. Well anyway, my love and best wishes to you all!!
Thanks for your time
Roger

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:04 am
by 81police
No dating till she's 30!

Thanks for the post Jack. We adopted our beautiful baby girl on 1/27. She's 5.5 weeks and one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Her name is fitting for the faithfulness of God to see her through an already crazy life....Selah (Hebrew for pause, reflect, worship God's character). Praise Jesus!

Here's a picture just for you guys!

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Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:28 am
by Tucsontony
Congratultions, I have 5 grandchildern and they are a true joy of life. The remington don't look to bad either.

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:01 am
by Phyrbird
Cam Congrats.
Now you have a possible cure for Jackitis :D
We all know you won't be able to make it till she is 30 :lol:
Don't make the mistake my Dad made and keep them away from having fun with our Ladies. Make the time to teach them.
Range time is great bonding time.
Last point, My kids cost about $10K per year in college circa '90s. Can you afford it now? An educational IRA makes a lot of sense. A lot more than $60-80K in loans they would have to pay back.

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:08 am
by rem81auto
Congrats, Pops :D

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:17 am
by 81police
Phyrbird wrote: Last point, My kids cost about $10K per year in college circa '90s. Can you afford it now? An educational IRA makes a lot of sense. A lot more than $60-80K in loans they would have to pay back.
Might need to consider selling the pictured Police carbine then! haha :shock: :shock: :shock: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:10 pm
by ranman
Congratulations poppa81 police.

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:37 am
by northcountrygent
Congratulations! Great name too. God bless your family. Proud daddy on guard duty already waiting for her first date to arrive :lol:

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:29 am
by Wildgoose
Congratulations Cam,
At the end of this road I hope you and your wife are blessed with one of the greatest gifts for your love and sacrifice raising your daughter. Grandkids! :D

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:22 am
by jack1653
Hey 81police,

My compliments on your selection of a "teething" thing. The little lady couldn't have a better thing to cut her teeth on. :) You will cherish every tooth mark she puts on that 81. I know it is a little early to counsel her on jackitis, but I am certain that I will do everything I can to make certain that she will get a good introduction to the affliction. I don't think you will have to worry, at least for awhile, about suitors. You do what Phyirbird suggests and get her to the range for some shooting, she will be able to keep Dad's undesirables away! :lol: :lol:

Regards,

jack1653

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:01 pm
by Bandersnatch
Congrats bro!

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:37 pm
by Sarge756
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION
TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

Courtesy of The Freeman Institute

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied
by a complete financial statement, history, lineage, recent FBI background
check, psychiatric evaluation, and updated medical report from your doctor.


NAME:_________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH:____________________

HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT:____________ I.Q.__________ GPA____________

SOCIAL SECURITY#_________________________________________________________

DRIVERS LICENSE#___________________________ BOY SCOUT RANK:______________

HOME ADDRESS:____________________________________________________________

CITY/STATE_________________________________________ ZIP_________________

Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? yes? _______ no? ________

Number of years parents married:_________________________________________

Do you own a van? _________ A truck with oversized tires? ______________

A waterbed? _________ Tattoo? ____________ Wear your pants low? _________

Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly ring? _______________________

(IF YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE THE PREMISES)


In 50 words or less, what does DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER MEAN TO YOU?
________________________________________________________________________

_________________________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?

_________________________________________________________________________

_________________________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you? _________________________________________________________________________

_________________________________________________________________________

_________________________________________________________________________

Congregation you attend:_________________________________________________

How often do you attend?_________________________________________________

When would it the best time to interview your father, mother, relatives, neighbors, minister/rabbi/priest, and past girlfriends?
(supply phone numbers) __________________________________________________

_________________________________________________________________________

_________________________________________________________________________

What do you want to be IF you grow up? __________________________________

ANSWER THESE SEMI-CONFIDENTIAL QUESTIONS BY FILLING IN THE BLANKS.

"If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is

________________________________________________________________________

"If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ______________

_________________________________________________________________________

"A woman’s place is in the ______________________________________________

"The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _________

_________________________________________________________________________

"When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her is ______________

_________________________________________________________________________

(NOTE: If the answer to #E begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and it is advised that you leave the premises right now keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion.)


I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE, UNDER THE PENALTY OF A SLOW DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, "SOLDIER ANT" TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS DRIPPING WATER TORTURE, AND ELECTROCUTION.



___________________________________________ ________________
SIGNATURE (That means your name, moron!) Date

Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Please allow four to six years for processing. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, anyway). Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury. If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and "one-size-fits-all" cement shoes will notify you.

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:11 am
by jack1653
Hey Sarge756,

That is about the funniest and best application that I have ever seen :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: If Daddy81 uses this he shouldn't have a thing to worry about. Good job, my Friend.

Regards,

jack1653

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:21 am
by 81police
BIGPOPPA81

DADDY81

Maybe I need a username change! haha

Re: New Addition To Member Family

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:58 pm
by Sarge756
Jack, Cam needs to attach a copy of that photo to the application. No words needed.
Joe